The Onion is a Web site I frequent to keep up with world events and to get perspective on things. Here's what it has to say about some presidential candidates:
John McCain (R)
Where he would be if he wasn't running for president: "Dead."
Hillary Clinton (D)
Reason for running: "Left some stuff at the White House."
Barack Obama (D)
Issues: "Pro-hopes, also supports dreams."
Former Democratic candidate John Edwards:
Greatest strenght: "Notable 'ding' sound when smiling."
The Onion also makes fun of the voting process and Americans' lack of participation here.
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